Job's Description #3

Mathematics Class (Year 6).
Teacher: If u ADD up water from 4 glasses, what mathematical operation is involved?
Student: Urm...tolak?
Teacher: Oklah, saya cakap dalam bahasa melayu lagi senang. Awak bayangkan, ada 4 gelas air, semua dicampurkan dalam satu bekas. Isipadu air tersebut akan jadi lebih banyak kah makin sikit?
Student: SEDIKIT!!!
Teacher: *Berjalan perlahan-lahan dan *pok pok pok*<---terpulang kepada imaginasi anda.



English Class (Year 4)
Teacher was showing pictures of animals. As these year 4 students are not much difference as the 4 year olds (in terms of their command in English), the conversation took place in Bahasa Malaysia (the teacher ought to, as he was eager to get response instead of talking all by himself).

Teacher: Sapa tau ni gambar apa?
Student A: Harimau Bintang!
Teacher: That's good! Do u know what it's called in English?
Student A: Tiger Star!!!
Teacher: Oh well, at least u made ur point and show ur effort. But it's not Tiger Star, it's cheetah, or some says leopard.
Student A: Ooooooooo....leoparddddd....

Teacher: Ok, ni gambar binatang apa? (n it was a donkey).
Students: ~silence~
Teacher: Alright, jawab saja dalam Bahasa Melayu.
Student B: (standing up)...Ke....Ke...Ke...KELADI!!!
Teacher: Hadoh! (along with that he heard loud laughters from the attached staffroom).



English (Year 4)...at a different time...on a very hot day...n so did the teacher...
Teacher: Saya dah tak tau nak buat apa dengan kelas kamu. satu bulan saya bagi untuk baca buku yg x sampai 10 mukasurat, pun awak tak baca. nak marah pun saya dah malas. apatah lagi nak mengajar. macam ni lah, awak pilih cikgu mana yang awak suka kat sekolah ni, bagitau saya. esok hari saya suruh dia yang ajar awak english.
Student C: (upon looking at student D) *psssst psssst pssssst* Transalation: Nak suroh cikgu mana ah?
Student D: *psssst psssssst pssssssst* with eyes wide opened. Translation: Kau gila kah? x paham kena sindir?
Teacher: (Ada juak sidak tok kelak oleh aku....)