Job's Description #1

Situation #1

Teacher : If you're leaving house at 6.00a.m, and the journey to school will takes u 10minutes walking, what is ur arrival time at school?
Student A : 6.50a.m!!!
Student B : 5.50a.m!!!
Teacher : Ok, let's i make it like this. If you're walking from point A to point B, do u need to add the time taken or there's subtraction involved?
Students : (Sebulat suara) Subtraction...
Teacher : Hey...hari2 pakai jam, ada awak pernah tengok jam awak pusing terbalik kah?!!! Pernah awak tengok jarum jam kat dinding tu pusing terbalik?!! Apa awak ingat hari nak kiamat kah?!!



Situation #2

Teacher : Now u need to write the "equal" symbol at the end of the equation.
Student : (Keepin' quiet...but drawing a loooooooong line from one edge to another on the A4 paper).
Teacher : I said the "equal" symbol.
Student : (Repeating the same thing).
Teacher : You'll be dead meat you moron!



Situation #3

Teacher : Apa cita-cita awak bila dah besar?
Student : Saya nak jadi burung, cikgu.
Teacher : ..........................(long silence).................


Huh.....Who said it's easy being a teacher?