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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Job's Description #1

Situation #1

Teacher : If you're leaving house at 6.00a.m, and the journey to school will takes u 10minutes walking, what is ur arrival time at school?
Student A : 6.50a.m!!!
Student B : 5.50a.m!!!
Teacher : Ok, let's i make it like this. If you're walking from point A to point B, do u need to add the time taken or there's subtraction involved?
Students : (Sebulat suara) Subtraction...
Teacher : Hey...hari2 pakai jam, ada awak pernah tengok jam awak pusing terbalik kah?!!! Pernah awak tengok jarum jam kat dinding tu pusing terbalik?!! Apa awak ingat hari nak kiamat kah?!!



Situation #2

Teacher : Now u need to write the "equal" symbol at the end of the equation.
Student : (Keepin' quiet...but drawing a loooooooong line from one edge to another on the A4 paper).
Teacher : I said the "equal" symbol.
Student : (Repeating the same thing).
Teacher : You'll be dead meat you moron!



Situation #3

Teacher : Apa cita-cita awak bila dah besar?
Student : Saya nak jadi burung, cikgu.
Teacher : ..........................(long silence).................


Huh.....Who said it's easy being a teacher?

5 comments:

Chel Rinj said...

cikgu,teka d mana saya sekarang??hehehe..erk..lari..

Unknown said...

aku nang maseh lekak lekik tetak mun nenga cerita miak nak jadi burung ya..hahaha..

saytunt yang fabulous said...

salin cikgu????

azizi said...

ranjak cikgu tok eh... ktk ada ciri2 jadi cikgu tan

Ee Ali said...

cikgu tan ney kah?